Department of Red Tape and Buried Bureaucracy: Red Tape Administrators in Training

Welcome, new recruits! Congratulations on being selected for the esteemed Department of Red Tape and Buried Bureaucracy's Red Tape Administrators in Training program.

As you know, our department is famous for its labyrinthine bureaucracy, where forms are forever, and answers are always 'in a moment'. But don't worry, we'll teach you the art of navigating the twists and turns of Red Tape.

Course Outline:

• _goals_of_bureaucratic_efficiency_101
• forms_101_201_and_301
• procrastination_and_delays_101
• the_fine_art_of_bureaucratic_speak

Subpages:

Explore the depths of our department's inner workings:

• /committees/committee-of-conundrums
• /committees/committee-of-convolutions
• /committees/committee-of-circumlocutions

And don't forget to check out the Bureaucratic Snacks page for some delicious treats to fuel your training!

Red Tape Administrators in Training (RTAIT) Certification

To earn your RTAIT certificate, complete the following tasks:

• Fill out Form 27-B/6, in triplicate, with a black pen only.
• Wait 6-8 business days for review.
• Attend a 3-hour seminar on 'The Art of Bureaucratic Sarcasm'.
• Pass the Bureaucratic Sarcasm Quiz with a score of 80% or higher.

Upon completion, you'll receive your very own 'I Survived RTAIT' badge!