Welcome to the annual report for the Department of Unnecessary Delays, where we pride ourselves on taking the scenic route. Our team has worked tirelessly to ensure that every project was delayed by at least 6-12 months, resulting in a 300% increase in unnecessary overheads.
• Average project delay: 9.5 months
• Total overheads spent on unnecessary meetings: $456,789
• Number of coffee breaks taken: 1,427
• Percentage of projects abandoned due to sheer frustration: 32%
We are proud to announce that our team has been recognized for their outstanding contributions to the fields of Procrastination, Indolence, and Inefficiency. We look forward to continuing to serve the public in this capacity.