The Department of Unnecessary Delays is the Heart of Progress

Welcome to our committee, where time is a luxury we can't afford! Our team is dedicated to finding new and innovative ways to slow down even the most efficient of systems.

Our values are simple:

• Delaying the inevitable is our top priority
• We believe that 2 hours is the new 2 minutes
• We are committed to the art of procrastination, and we're always on the lookout for new excuses
• Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for later"

Meet the Bureaucratic Chief of Tape

Innovate, or Not