Our Secretary
Our secretary, Bertrand P. Fussypants, is a master of the art of doing nothing. When not busy writing minutes that nobody reads, he's usually found sipping tea and making wry remarks about the inefficiencies of the committee.
Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the meetings are always longer than the minutes.
Minutes DecisionsOur secretary, Bertrand P. Fussypants, is a master of the art of doing nothing. When not busy writing minutes that nobody reads, he's usually found sipping tea and making wry remarks about the inefficiencies of the committee.