Philip the Irritated's Rants

Wherein our hero vents about the committee's most pressing issues

Welcome to my corner of the committee's website, where I share my thoughts on the things that really get my goat.

Today's rant: Why the Committee of Conundrums is Ruining the Coffee Machine

I mean, seriously, who thought it was a good idea to install a coffee machine that dispenses lukewarm water and a hint of disappointment? I swear, it's like they're trying to make me hate my job.

I demand a machine that brews a cup of coffee that's as bitter and unforgiving as my mood when the committee decides to schedule a meeting during my lunch hour.