Committee of Conundrums

Why the Microwave is a Terrorist

By order of the Committee of Conundrums, a special investigation was conducted to determine the root cause of the recent rash of burnt offerings. After extensive research and deliberation, it was found that the primary suspect was... the microwave.

It turns out, our trusty kitchen companion has been secretly training an army of mini-microwaves, using its reheating capabilities to indoctrinate them with an insatiable appetite for destruction.

Learn more about the Microwave's nefarious plans in our upcoming film: "Microwave Mayhem"