Philosophicus Pedestrian: Our resident expert on the art of doing nothing, and the science of walking slowly.
Philosophicus Pedestrian can be found sipping coffee in the break room, contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
He is currently reading "The History of Nothing" and is expected to finish it in the next 5 years.
Warning: Do not try to engage with Philosophicus Pedestrian, as he will likely just sigh and mutter something about the futility of human existence.