Meet the esteemed members of The Committee of Conundrums, a group renowned for their unparalleled expertise in finding reasons to say no.
The Chronic Naysayer
Meet John "The Chronic Naysayer" Smith, our committee's resident expert in finding reasons to do nothing.
With a Ph.D. in Procrastination and a background in Extremism, John has a proven track record of saying no to even the most well-intentioned proposals.
Committee Protocols
Our committee operates under a strict set of protocols designed to maximize naysaying potential.
- Rule 1: Always assume the worst-case scenario.
- Rule 2: Never assume the best-case scenario.
- Rule 3: Assume the committee is always correct.