Minutes for Sock Saga Cristina Subcommittee 1
Today, the committee discussed the intricacies of sock drawer organization.
- Item 1: Motion to alphabetize socks by color
- Item 2: Motion to establish a sock drawer hierarchy
- Item 3: Motion to banish single socks to the abyss
Minutes for Sock Saga Cristina Subcommittee 2
Today, the committee debated the merits of matching and non-matching socks.
- Item 1: Motion to require matching socks in all public appearances
- Item 2: Motion to establish a sock-pairing hotline
- Item 3: Motion to abolish the concept of 'that one sock'
Minutes for Sock Saga Cristina Subcommittee 3
Today, the committee explored the realm of sock-related existentialism.
- Item 1: Motion to establish the Sock as a sentient being
- Item 2: Motion to appoint a Sock Overlord
- Item 3: Motion to create a Sock-themed national holiday