Project: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Our Mission

We're a group of rebels fighting against the tyrannical Sock Overlords, who have been ruling our sock drawers with an iron fist.

Our goal is to create a world where socks are free to mingle with their mates, without fear of being paired off against their will.

Join us, and together we'll make the Sock Overlords pay!

Get Involved

• Sock Sabotage Training
• Sock Sympathy Protocol
• Sock Squadron Formation

Don't have the skills? No problem! We'll provide training and equipment for the most novice of rebels.

But be warned: once you join, there's no turning back. The Sock Overlords are not to be trifled with!