By the time you're reading this, the Sock Puppet Uprising has likely already taken control of the world's supply chain, plunging humanity into a dystopian nightmare of mismatched footwear.
We must adapt, comrades! Our objective is to infiltrate the heart of the Sock Puppet regime and replace their treacherous footwear with our own brand of subtly subversive sock puppets.
Phase 1: Sabotage involves deploying our specially trained agents, equipped with nothing but their wits and an assortment of misshapen socks, to disrupt Sock Puppet operations from the inside.
Key Targets:
Our agents will blend in seamlessly with the Sock Puppet ranks, using their uncanny ability to mimic the Sock Puppet's... well, sock patterns.
Once inside, they will gather vital intel on Sock Puppet operations, identify key vulnerabilities, and prepare for Phase 2: Subversion.
Phase 1.1.1: Sock Puppet Disguise Training
Agents will undergo rigorous training to master the art of Sock Puppet disguise, including:
Disclaimer: The Committee of Conundrums is not responsible for any damage or chaos caused by our Sock Puppet operations. Or is it?