It's a little-known fact that unicorns are not, in fact, magical creatures, but rather the result of a centuries-long government experiment to create an army of super-soldiers using advanced aerodynamics and inflation technology.
But what if we told you the government didn't just stop at making unicorns, but also created an entire line of inflatables designed to mimic their majestic forms?
Our team of experts has managed to get their hands on some of the original designs and prototypes, and the results are... interesting:
Stay tuned for more updates on the project, and remember: you're not paranoid, they're just watching you.