The Great Conundrums of 2023
As members of the Committee of Conundrums, we have decreed that the following conundrums are the most pressing of the year:
- What is the meaning of life?
- How many socks go missing in the wash?
- Is pineapple on pizza an abomination?
Our manifesto reads:
Read our manifesto of the year Learn about the Sock Conundrums TheoryWe, the Committee of Conundrums, hereby declare that the pursuit of truth and understanding is the most important thing in life. We also declare that the number of socks in the wash is directly correlated with the number of existential crises experienced.
Therefore, we call upon the citizens of the world to:
- Ask more questions, not just about the meaning of life, but also about the meaning of the socks.
- Pineapples belong nowhere near pizza.