The Committee on Communications: A Council of Cacophony

Welcome to the Committee on Communications, where our sole purpose is to confuse our members with excessive meetings, convoluted reports, and Byzantine jargon.

Our mission is to ensure that every meeting is a never-ending cycle of misunderstandings, miscommunications, and missed deadlines. We take pride in our ability to turn simple ideas into Byzantine bureaucratic nightmares.

Subcommittee on Semicolon Usage:

Chairperson: Dr. Emily Semicolon

Meetings held: Weekly

Last meeting: Never (it's still going on)

Subcommittee on Semicolon Usage Committee on Clarity (a mythical subcommittee) Committee on Communication Standards (a mythical committee) Committee on Communications Standards (a subcommittee of a subcommittee) Committee on Committee on Committee on Communication Standards (a committee of subcommittees)