Committee of Conundrums: Decision 9012

The Great Sock Puppet Coup

In a shocking turn of events, the Committee of Conundrums has been taken over by a group of mischievous sock puppets.

Led by the enigmatic 'Socko McPuppetface', the coup was swift and decisive, with several members of the committee being forced to sign 'The Pledge of the Puppeteer's Oath'.

The Pledge of the Puppeteer's Oath

I, [committee member], do hereby swear to follow the whims of Socko McPuppetface,
and do whatever it takes to keep the sock drawer in pristine condition.

I will not question the motives of my puppet overlords,
nor will I resist the demands of the Puppet Council of Conundrums.

Signed, [committee member]

Subcommittee: The Sock Puppet Resistance

A small group of brave committee members have formed a resistance against Socko's rule.

Meet the leaders of the resistance:

• Leader 1: 'Puppeteaser'
• Leader 2: 'SoleMates'
• Leader 3: 'LoneSole'