For those who have reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic despair, welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the absurdity is palpable and the paperwork is endless.
Our Vice, Bertrand P. Farnsworth, is available for contact and conundrum-solving via:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may try to reach out through our Conundrum Form, though we make no promises about the efficacy of our response.