Welcome, esteemed member of the Committee of Conundrums, to our subcommittee on Conundra Morphisms! We've been tasked with the arduous duty of examining the intricacies of Squiggles, the Pronouncements of Paranoia, and the Time-Space Continuum of Confusion.
Our team of experts, comprising Dr. Dr. Brizzle Whiz and Maudlin Fool, are hard at work trying to make sense of it all.
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The Sub-Committee on Squiggles is tasked with investigating the mysterious and seemingly inexplicable phenomenon of Squiggles. What are they? Where do they come from? Why do they make us feel so...so...Squiggy?
The Pronouncements of Paranoia subcommittee is dedicated to unraveling the intricacies of the Paranoid Phonomics, a complex system of logic that seems to defy all reason and sense.
Our intrepid Time-Space Continuum of Confusion subcommittee is on the case! They're working tirelessly to untangle the knotty problems of time and space, and to make sense of the seemingly nonsensical.
Dr. Brizzle Whiz and Maudlin Fool are available for comment. Sort of.
Remember, the truth is out there... or is it?