Sock Tango Folding Committee: Official Methods and Techniques

Welcome, esteemed member of the Sock Tango Folding Committee! You've reached the pinnacle of sock folding expertise with our comprehensive guide to the most avant-garde and bewildering methods in the field.

Method 1: The Enigmatic Envelope Fold

A mysterious fold of unparalleled intricacy, involving a series of enigmatic folds, swoops, and tucks, all while maintaining a mesmerizingly symmetrical appearance.

Learn the Enigmatic Envelope Fold

Method 2: The Folds of Fury

A series of rapid-fire folds, executed with the ferocity of a thousand folding ninja warriors, resulting in a mesmerizingly uniform appearance.

Master the Folds of Fury

Method 3: The Fold of Futility

A method so esoteric, it's as if the socks themselves have conspired against you, defying all attempts at uniformity, yet somehow, impossibly, still managing to look... intriguing.

Tackle the Fold of Futility

Method 4: The Sock Tango Fold-a-liciousness

A fold so whimsical, so carefree, that it'll make you wonder if the committee members are secretly all secretly trained by the greats: the Zen masters of folding.

Experience the Sock Tango Fold-a-liciousness