Committee of Conundrums: Socks are Aliens

The Great Sock Conspiracy

It's not just you, it's not just your dryer, it's not just your roommate... It's a conspiracy, folks.

Socks, the most intimate of garments, are actually aliens from the planet Socktopia. They're here to study our laundry habits and eventually take over our planet.

We, the Committee of Conundrums, have been tracking these extraterrestrial infiltrators for decades. We have evidence, we have proof, we have Sock Protocol Violations!