Deep within the depths of the internet, a clandestine cabal of Socks Prophets has been secretly manipulating world events for centuries.
These enigmatic figures, clad in matching striped socks, have infiltrated every level of society, from the highest echelons of power to the lowest depths of the laundry room.
Their ultimate goal: to ensure that the world is forever trapped in a never-ending cycle of dirty laundry and lost socks.
Meet the Propaganda Agents, the Socks Prophets' most trusted operatives.
Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, join the Socks Prophets' elite Sock Ninjas unit.