Deep in the heart of minimalist chic, the Sock Prophets have been meeting in secret, their gatherings hidden from prying eyes behind achartInstance of velvet curtains, and their agenda: world domination, one missing sock at a time.
Read on for more on their clandestine operationsThe Sock Prophets believe they are the chosen ones, destined to guide humanity towards a world of matching footwear, where every step is a step towards harmony and perfect footwear synergy.
Unravel the mystery of the Sock ProphecyThe Sock Prophets spread their message far and wide, using sock puppets, sock puppeteers, and even sock-themed graffiti to brainwash the public into joining their cause.
Learn how they use subliminal messaging to control the world