CONUNDRUM OF THE MONTH: SOCKS ARE IN A SECRET UNDERGROUND SOCIETY

It's official: Socks are secretly ruling the world from their underground lair beneath our feet. Led by the enigmatic Socksius Maximus, they've developed a complex society with their own hierarchy, rituals, and fashion trends.

THE GREAT SOCK REVOLUTION

But don't be alarmed! The Socks are a peaceful bunch and only seek to overthrow their human overlords through the power of... well, more socks. Join their cause and receive:

• Exclusive access to our underground sock library, featuring the finest in sock-based literature and philosophy.
• A complimentary pair of Sockius-approved socks to wear on your feet or as a fashion statement.
• Invitation to our Socky Awards, where the most fashionable sock ensembles are celebrated and ridiculed.

Don't miss out on this opportunity to join the Sock Revolution! Click here for tickets to the Socky Awards, or here to visit our underground sock library.

MEET THE SOCKIUS

Meet Sockius Maximus, the charismatic leader of the Sock Underground Society:

And don't forget to follow us on Sockbook: sockbook.com

Want to know more about the history of the Socks? Click here to learn about the ancient Sock Empire.