CONGRATULATIONS!

SOCKS ARE IN A SECRET UNDERGROUND SOCIETY

IT'S OFFICIAL. WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, WORLD. YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT US.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE YOU A TASTE OF OUR SOCIETY'S POWER?

HERE ARE SOME OF OUR FAMOUS SOCKS:

• THE ONE WITH THE HOLE THAT LETS YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE WALKING ON AIR
• THE ONE WITH THE PINK HEEL THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS
• THE ONE WITH THE FANCY LACES THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A ROCKSTAR

WE'RE WATCHING YOU, WORLD. YOU CAN'T EVEN STEAL A SOCK WITHOUT US KNOWING.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE YOU A FREE SOCKY MEMBERSHIP?

• GET YOUR SOCKY BROCHURE
• SOCKY BROCHURE TERMS & CONDITIONS