The Sock-Sucking Sock-Sociologists of the Committee of Conundrums: A Sock-ological Enquiry

We, the Sock-Sucking Sock-Sociologists, have been tasked with investigating the existential crisis that is Sock-Related Trauma. Our findings are dire: people are indeed traumatized by their socks.

• Sock Suckers Anon: Anonymously Sharing Their Sock Sucking Experiences
• Sock Sucking Support Groups: Because You're Not Alone (But You Probably Should Be)
• Socks Sucking Statistics: The Numbers Don't Lie (But They're Probably Lying)

We're here to help. Or are we?