Welcome to the Sock Gnome Soiree, where the world's most esteemed and debauched Sock Gnomes gather to discuss the intricacies of footwear and fine art.
Our committee is comprised of the greatest minds in the land, each with their own unique perspective on the delicate balance between toe-tally stylish socks and the crushing despair of a missing match.
Our members have spent years studying the ancient art of Sock Gnomery, mastering the delicate dance of toe-to-heel ratio, and the subtle nuances of toe-puffing.
We invite you to join us on our mission to explore the uncharted territories of the sock drawer, where the fabric of reality is constantly shifting, and a good match can be a matter of life and death.
Explore our subpages for more information on our latest research: