In a shocking revelation, researchers at the Sock Theory Cologium have uncovered evidence of a sinister plot to steal our socks while we're not looking! But why would anyone do such a thing? We've assembled a team of experts to get to the bottom of this mystery.
The Sock Ninjas: A group of highly trained, highly motivated sock thieves with a network of secret lairs and advanced sock-dispersal technology.
Sock Ninja Squadron: The elite team of sock ninjas responsible for the disappearance of 99.9% of all socks.
Theory of Sock Dispersal in Space: A groundbreaking paper by Dr. Emily E. Socks, revealing the shocking truth about sock disappearance on the International Space Station.