CONUNDRUM 63A: THE ORIGIN STORY OF THE WORLD'S MOST ELUSIVE CHAIR
By: Professor Thistlewaite, Chair Archaeologist
It all started in the year 3056, when our great-great-great-grandmother, Chairantha the Unyielding, first conjured the Conundrum 63A. A chair of mystery, a chair of intrigue, a chair that defied the laws of physics and comfort.
Legend has it that Chairantha, a renowned Chair Whisperer, spent years studying the ancient art of Chairomancy, seeking the perfect balance of ergonomics and aesthetic. She traveled the world, collecting rare materials and consulting with the wisest minds of the time.
But what drove Chairantha to create the Conundrum 63A? Some say it was her quest for the perfect chair-based solution to the age-old problem of butt-soreness. Others claim it was her desire to outdo her arch-nemesis, Chairon the Unyielding.
Whatever the truth may be, the Conundrum 63A has become the Holy Grail of Chair Archaeology. Many have attempted to uncover its secrets, but none have succeeded. Some claim to have come close, but all have ended in defeat, their backsides aching from the countless hours spent trying to sit upon the chair.
Read on for the next installment of the Conundrum 63A saga...