The Unresolved Enigma Committee is a committee that is so baffling, it's not even sure what its purpose is. We're a group of experts who are trying to figure out why we're here and what we're doing here. It's like trying to find the exit from a puzzle room, but the puzzle is the room.

Our motto is "We're not even sure what we're doing, but we're going to keep trying." We meet every Tuesday to try to resolve the conundrums that have been plaguing us for years.