Witness 27: Balthazar McSnazz
I was in the vicinity of the conundrum when it happened. I saw the committee member, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, attempt to eat a whole jar of mayonnaise in one sitting. It was a mess, let me tell you.
I tried to warn him, but he just gave me a condescending look and said, "I'm a professional, I can handle it." Little did he know, he was about to become a human-sized conundrum.
The conundrum was a real doozy. It involved a complex web of deceit, a cast of questionable characters, and a plot twist that would have been impossible for a lesser man to handle. But Bottomsworth? He was a master of the conundrum.
I'm just glad I didn't get involved. I mean, I tried to help clean up the mess, but the janitorial union was on strike that week.
All in all, it was a real conundrum. One that will be remembered for years to come. Maybe even in the history books.