The Committee of Conundrums: Socks That Are Just So Last Week

We are a committee tasked with addressing the most pressing issues of our time. And let's be real, what's more pressing than the scourge of socks that are just so last week?

• Subcommittee 1: Sock Washing as a Luxury Item
• Subcommittee 2: The Sock-Stealing Sock Puppet Epidemic
• Subcommittee 3: Socks as a Fashion Statement

Back to Socks That Are Just So Last Week Warning: Our meetings are notoriously long. Please bring snacks.