Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of language is taken to new heights of absurdity.
We're a group of wordsmiths who've lost the plot, and are now stuck in a never-ending cycle of linguistic confusion.
Our members are experts at turning simple words into convoluted messes, and we're here to share our expertise with you.
We're always looking for new members to add to our ranks of wordsmiths-in-disorder. If you're feeling lost in a sea of semantics, apply now!