Dr. Emily Mathew's Committee of Conundrums - Decimal Naysayers

We are a group of experts in the field of Conundrums and Naysaying. Our team consists of Dr. Emily Mathew, Chairperson, and 4 other esteemed members.

Our mission is to find the most creative ways to say "no" to any request. We take pride in being the most skilled Naysayers in the land.

Some of our notable achievements include:

• Saying "no" to 345 consecutive requests from the Mayor of Peculiarville
• Naysaying 12 consecutive town hall meetings without getting a raise
• Perfecting the art of Naysaying in under 3 seconds

Want to learn more about our methods?

• Methods of Decline
• Naysaying Hierarchy

Or perhaps you'd like to contact us?

• Contact Us