Our Mission
We are a committee of esteemed individuals, gathered together to deliberate on the most pressing issues of our time. Our motto: "We're not really sure what we're doing, but we're trying."
We meet in secret, behind closed doors, and with a strong sense of existential dread. Our decisions are not taken lightly, and our snacks are always on time.
Chairperson, Committee of Conundrums: Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Esq.
Secretary: Bertrand S. Fothergill, Ph.D.
Treasurer: Bertha M. Bottomsworth, CPA.
Members: