Decisions Abandoned Agenda

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we abandon all reason and logic in favor of whimsy and despair.

Our last meeting was a resounding success, where we spent three hours debating the merits of pineapple pizza as a viable breakfast food option.

Decisions made:

That pineapple pizza is indeed a suitable topping for breakfast, but only if paired with a side of despair.
That the color blue is, in fact, the true color of the sky, but also the color of our collective soul.

Decisions pending:

Whether or not to abandon all progress and return to a life of nomadic herding.
Whether or not to hold our next meeting on a floating island in the middle of the ocean.

Subcommittee meeting minutes:

Want to attend our next meeting? Don't. We'll make sure to bring our own snacks.