After much deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums has abandoned its decision to adopt the "Tear-Apart-And-Eat" method for resolving bread rolls. Instead, we shall be using the "Twist-And-Shout" method, which involves twisting the roll into a vortex and shouting "I'M A BREAD WIZARD!" at the top of our lungs.
Learn more about Twist-and-ShoutAfter conducting an exhaustive investigation, the Committee of Conundrums has concluded that the crumb in question was, in fact, a rogue crumb that had been hiding in plain sight. We have decided to reclassify it as a "Free Spirit Crumb" and have awarded it a special dispensation to roam the land unencumbered.
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