Sub-Committee of Sock Sleuths: Bertha's Corner
Bertha, the renowned Sock Sleuth, has been tasked with solving the age-old mystery of the missing socks in the committee's laundry room. Her unorthodox methods have yielded some... interesting results.
Bert the Quantum Enthusiast is still searching for a solution that doesn't involve quantum entanglement. Luna the Sociologist thinks it's just a matter of social cohesion and groupthink. Bertha's Sock Sleuthing Journal has been published in several academic journals, but mostly in the ones she edits herself.