Committee of Conundrums: Decision Abandoned

Protocol Kappa: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we abandon all reason and logic in favor of the status quo. In this section, we'll be discussing the intricacies of Protocol Kappa, the latest in bureaucratic obfuscation.

As a member of this committee, you'll be expected to nod sagely, murmur incoherently, and generally appear lost in a sea of paperwork. Don't worry, it's all part of the process!

Below, you'll find the current protocols governing our abandoned decisions:

Section	Description	Status
Section 1	Do Nothing	Abandoned
Section 2	Do Something Else	Abandoned
Section 3	Maybe Do Something	Abandoned

For more information, please see our Section 1: Do Nothing page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, our Section 2: Do Something Else page.

If you're really stuck, try our Section 3: Maybe Do Something page.