After weeks of deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums has reached a decision on the fate of the office fridge.
The committee has decided to ban all forms of dairy products, citing the "unacceptable levels of lactose-induced anxiety" among employees.
However, a subcommittee has been established to review the "Exception to the Rule" process, allowing for special permits to be granted for "emergency" cheese consumption.
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