The Committee of Conundrums

Decisions Abandoned - Decision 5: The Great Pizza Debate

Because, clearly, the fate of the world depended on it

The Great Pizza Debate

It was a dark time in the world. Toppings (yes, that's a thing now) were at an all-time low. Pepperoni, Sausage, and Mushroom were all vying for dominance. But in a shocking turn of events, the committee decreed...

  1. That Pineapple is NOT a pizza topping
  2. That the correct topping ratio is 4:1:1:1 for Pepperoni, Sausage, Mushroom, and Cheese
  3. That anchovies are still a crime against humanity

And so, the pizza of the gods was born. But at what cost? The Committee of Conundrums was forever changed, and the world was left with more questions than answers.

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