Committee of Conundrums: Monkey Dance Safety Guidelines

As a subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums, we take pride in our work of ensuring that all members of this esteemed body are aware of the dangers of monkey dances.

Our Monkey Dance Safety Guidelines are designed to protect both you, our valued employees, and our esteemed clients from the unbridled chaos of spontaneous monkey dancing.

• Be aware of your surroundings before breaking into a spontaneous Monkey Dance Protocol.
• Maintain a safe distance from any colleagues who appear to be in a trance-like state, as they may be in the midst of a Advanced Monkey Dance Training.
• Never attempt to join a monkey dance without proper Safety Equipment, including but not limited to, a constrictive monkey dance-proof vest and monkey dance-gloves.

Stay safe, and remember: Monkey Dance Safety First!