Committee of Conundrums - Decision 2: Monkey Dance Protocol

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our committee has deemed it necessary to implement a standardized protocol for optimal monkey dance performance.

The Monkey Dance Protocol (MDP) is a carefully crafted series of movements designed to maximize productivity while maintaining a safe distance.

The following are the core tenets of the MDP:

• Article 1: The Proper Way to Swing (Section 1)
• Article 2: Pivoting for Maximum Efficiency (Section 2)
• Article 3: The Optimal Use of Toilets (Section 3)

By following the Monkey Dance Protocol, you'll be well on your way to becoming a certified Master of the Monkey Dance!

For further reading, see References.