Committee of Conundrums: Decisions Abandoned, Decisions 2: The Ultimate Toast

Subcommittee of Silly Subroutines

We have been deliberating on the most pressing issues of the day, and have come to a consensus:

More toast.
Even more toast.
Toaster repair services to be made available to all committee members.

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