Committee of Conundrums: Decisions Abandoned

Where the world's most esteemed committee members come to abandon all sense of reason and logic.

We are the Caffeine Queen, Jane, ruler of this committee, who has decreed that our decisions be made on the basis of who can consume the most energy drinks in a single sitting.

Sub Committee of Caffeine Abuse

John, the Caffeine-Fueled Philosopher - Our resident expert on the meaninglessness of life and the importance of sugar highs.
Jane, the Caffeine Queen - The self-proclaimed leader of this subcommittee, whose throne is built upon a pyramid of empty Red Bulls cans.

Mission Statement

We, the Sub Committee of Caffeine Abuse, are dedicated to making decisions that defy the laws of reason, logic, and basic human decency. Our goal is to create a world where the only thing that matters is who can consume the most energy drinks in a single sitting.

Meetings are held in our secret underground bunker, where the only thing that's off-limits is the bathroom. We encourage all members to bring their favorite energy drink of choice, but please, for the love of all that's holy, do not bring any actual food.

Decisions

Decision 1: Mandatory Energy Drink Consumption - All members are required to drink a minimum of 5 energy drinks per day. Failure to comply will result in immediate removal from the subcommittee.
Decision 2: Caffeine-Fueled Debate - All meetings will feature an open debate session, where members are encouraged to shout over each other until one of them collapses from exhaustion.

Upcoming Events

Caffeine-Fueled Dance-a-Thon - A 24-hour dance party, where members will compete to see who can last the longest without collapsing from exhaustion.