Committee member John Jones is a renowned expert on all things caffeine-related. His subcommittee, the Minutes of the Caffeine Abuse Subcommittee are a must-read for anyone interested in the inner workings of this high-functioning subcommittee.
Meet John Jones, Caffeine Abuse Specialist
John Jones is a 35-year-old man with a passion for all things caffeinated. He can often be found sipping on a triple-shot latte while simultaneously solving complex equations and making poor life choices.
Subcommittee Roster:
- John Jones, Chair
- Sarah Smith, Vice Chair
- Bob Johnson, Expert in All Things Coffee-Related
Subcommittee Meeting Minutes:
Meeting 4 Minutes
Meeting 4 was called to order at 10:00 AM. The subcommittee members present were John Jones, Sarah Smith, and Bob Johnson. The agenda for the meeting was to discuss the merits of a 6am wake-up call.
Action Items:
- John Jones: "We must establish a new standard for acceptable levels of caffeine intake."
- Sarah Smith: "But what about those of us who can't function without it?"
- Bob Johnson: "I propose we table this discussion until further research can be conducted."