Today's Decision Abandoned:
Due to an unexpected influx of existential dread, we have abandoned our decision to adopt a cat. Instead, we shall focus on adopting a nice, quiet bookshelf.
Because, let's be real, who needs a cat when you have a good bookshelf?
- Resolution: Abandon cat adoption, adopt bookshelf.
- Reason: Existenial dread, also: cat hair.
- Action: Install new bookshelf, ignore cat adoption paperwork.