Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, and the entire cast of characters.
Agenda: Discussion of the Unresolved Issues of the Universe.
Decided: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Zilch. Nada. Zippo.
Reasons for Abandonment: A) We couldn't decide, B) We were all secretly watching cat videos, C) We ran out of donuts.
Next Meeting: To Be Determined. Possibly Never.
Appendix: Unresolved Issues Action Items: The Ones We Forgot to Do Minutes of the Meeting That Never Happened