Present: Chairperson, Secretary, Members of the Committee of Conundrums.
It was decided that socks are secretly plotting against us. They are being worn, lost, and eaten in an effort to control our minds.
More on the Sock ConspiracyIt was decided that one must nap with their feet precisely at a 37.5 degree angle to maximize napping potential.
Napping Technique GuidelinesIt was decided that a disco ball must be installed in the conference room to reflect our inner sparkles.
Disco Ball Implementation