Phase 2 is where we take the art of procrastination to the next level. We will continue to abandon all meetings, emails, and phone calls. Our strategy will involve an elaborate system of automated reminders to ensure we never forget to do our work.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas will be deployed to strategically ignore any attempts at communication. They will be armed with the latest in productivity-hindering technology.
We are confident that with this plan, we will achieve the ultimate goal of having zero meetings, zero productivity, and maximum relaxation time.