Phase 3: Our Secret Plan to Ensure Meeting Avoidance
As the Committee of Conundrums, we have a long history of making things more complicated than they need to be. And by that, we mean it's a tradition.
Our latest scheme involves creating an endless loop of meetings, each one more confusing than the last. It's like a game of bureaucratic telephone, where no one is quite sure what's being discussed, but everyone is certain that someone else is supposed to take notes.
We're talking about the infamous " Meeting of the Meetings," where we'll meet to discuss the merits of not meeting. It's like a meta-conference of conundrums, where we'll debate the finer points of avoiding actual decisions.
And don't even get us started on the "Sub-Committee of Sub-Committees." That's where the real fun begins. It's like a Russian nesting doll of conundrums, where each sub-committee is a smaller conundrum inside a larger conundrum, and so on, ad infinitum.
Join us for this thrilling adventure of committee-ing, as we navigate the twists and turns of avoiding actual progress.
For those who want to take it to the next level of conundrums, we have the "Sub-Committee of Sub-Committees."