As part of our ongoing efforts to address the pressing concerns of the modern world, the Committee of Conundrums has decided to abandon all previous decisions, effective immediately.

This includes but is not limited to:

- The resolution on the proper way to fold a towel

- The guideline on acceptable levels of coffee consumption during meetings

- The policy on acceptable uses of the phrase "it's not my problem"

We will be re-examining each of these issues, and more, in our ongoing efforts to create a more perfect world.

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Sock Drawers of the Apocalypse

As a subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums, we have dedicated ourselves to the study and maintenance of the Sock Drawer.

This includes but is not limited to:

- The optimal number of socks per drawer

- The most efficient way to sort and categorize socks

- The best practices for drawer organization and design

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Sub-Subcommittee on Sock Sorting

We are a team of experts dedicated to the art of sock sorting.

Our current research focuses on the following:

- The differences between matching and non-matching socks

- The effects of color theory on sock sorting algorithms

- The optimal sock-to-sock-pairing ratio

More on our research